Category Archives: PRESS • REVIEWS • EVENTS

The Chic in Anarchic

The Urban Chick Supremacy Cell is now activated. My comrade (and dear friend) Ms Tytania has recently launched a femdom site like no other… Her gloriously tongue-in-cheek guerilla revolutionary project aims to throw off the shackles of patriarchal rule (or, in this case, the corsets and high heels of mainstream fetish erotica) and overthrow the hegemony of the smug male (or at least give him a creative bashing, a bumming, a dressing-down and a gun on the tongue) all whilst wearing a balaclava and bovver boots.

I make a couple of appearances on the site and hope to make more in the future. In the meantime, here I am in a pub toilet, transforming from a traditional stocking-clad Pro-Domme to the sort of hoodie that David Cameron would be ill-advised to hug…

She’s Back

After being hit by a bus, nearly dying, then resting on her ever-sparser laurels for nearly eight months, Ms Slide is back and ready to take on new clients. Click here for a vague approximation of cost, location, and which activities she will partake in if you ask politely enough. Make sure you read it all carefully, then email Slide@SlideRulesYou.com.

If you happen to be in the right place at the right time, you may also find her on webcam. Click here for details.

Naked Goddesses Reading

You may remember a blog entry from last summer, introducing the concept of Naked Girls Reading. It’s a sort of burlesque for the brain, combining the beauty of books and breasts. What’s not to love? Well anyway, if you’re around in That London this Tuesday, you’re in for something rather marvellous in the form of “Naked Goddesses Reading”!

At a secret location in the W10 area – revealed only after you’ve purchased a ticket – nude women will shed their robes and share their favourite works of classical mythology and literature. The Three Graces for this event are: Sophia St. Villier, Glory Pearl and Lily Miss-Chievous. If this sounds like something that might float your boat (after all, Helen of Troy was rumoured to be in possession of the norks that launched a thousand ships!) you can buy tickets here.