After being hit by a bus, nearly dying, then resting on her ever-sparser laurels for nearly eight months, Ms Slide is back and ready to take on new clients. Click here for a vague approximation of cost, location, and which activities she will partake in if you ask politely enough. Make sure you read it all carefully, then email Slide@SlideRulesYou.com.

If you happen to be in the right place at the right time, you may also find her on webcam. Click here for details.