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Femdom Embassy

Something new and exciting is coming on June 5th, 2014.

Last year, Ms Tytania and I founded our Femdom Embassy. It began as a joint fantasy about a submissive male who sought political asylum from the patriarchal, macho, knob-dominated culture outside our Embassy’s walls. He longed for a place beneath the high-heeled boot of the Gynarchy. Over the course of several months, we put our male specimen through many tasks and toils in The Department For the Ladies’ Wellbeing to assess his suitability. In his case, the process is still ongoing.

On June 5th, 4-8pm, several of us will be assessing new applicants over high tea at an opulent location in London, E2. If you’re very good, you may be one of them.

Here’s a bit more about the occasion from MsTytania.net:

“…An afternoon at the Embassy consists of a high tea for a number of Dominant Department-appointed ladies. The male hopefuls will be stripped of their clothes and made to attend to the ladies and to obey their orders, to make their afternoon more enjoyable. Ladies at The Department for the Ladies’ Well-Being believe that the male is a useful accessory and toy that can be summoned and discarded at their will, according to their needs or their whims. In our ideal society, no woman will break a lacquered nail doing menial work or stressing herself: that’s what the male is for, as a lesser species whose only purpose in life is to serve and obey the ladies…”

For further details, click here.

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May Slutathon

Attention Slutty Men! The Grand Slutathon is back by (very) popular (and very demanding) demand! Slutathons are both rare and precious, so book soon to avoid your own bout of needless, Slutathonless crying.

Thursday, May 16th, London (secret, luxurious location), 4-8pm. 

For those who have never heard of a Grand Slutathon, here is a brief overview: A group of cruel, beautiful women humiliate a small herd of naked men in plush surroundings, bumming the aforementioned herd with a variety of strap-ons and butt plugs and making them do all sorts of awkward chap-on-chap things with each other. It’s brilliant fun for the Mistresses and, as luck would have it, the men seem to like it too.

Click here to see what I wrote about the last one, and click here to see more at Ms Tytania’s website.

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The Grand Slutathon

The word “slut” can be divisive. I never use it to describe women, as it’s been used as a tool of oppression for far too long. However, when it comes to men, I love to subvert expectations and tease a shag-happy gent with jibes of “you’re such a slut!” or “you massive slag!” or “I bet you’ve worn your knob down to the width of a Peperami, the number of holes you’ve stuck it in!*”.

For this reason, I’m delighted to be attending Ms Tytania’s Grand Slutathon. It’s a CFNM (clothed female, nude male) party in sumptuous surroundings where we stick it to the man with a spot of lady-on-chap strap-on fun and “forced” male bisexuality. Click here for more details, and click here to read my interview about taking men up the tradesman’s.

*Yes, I know that a penis doesn’t actually erode through overuse, but using it as an insult makes exactly as much physiological sense as a man telling a woman that her vagina loosens when she has sex with lots of different men. Yes. We’ve all heard men say that about women they consider to be “sluts”. The only thing to make a lady-hole go temporarily saggy is having a small human’s entire body pushed out of it. Gentlemen, unless you’ve got a knob the size of a fully-formed baby, it will make no change whatsoever to the elasticity of a woman’s vagina.