This photo is from about eighteen months ago and has recently surfaced after having been lost in the murky depths of my hard drive. I was in drag. I hope that, as a result of this picture, staunch heterosexuals of both genders are now suitably confused.
This week’s most sensationally inappropriate sub approach:
#1
Hi Ms Slide
I hope you are well and I was wondering what you offer please.
I have seen some details about you in Forum although the info was limited.
Please get back to me as soon as possible.
I look forward to hearing from you shortly.
Many thanks.
*Ms Slide sends link to session details page on website*
#2
Hi Babe
I can’t access the internet at the moment as I seem to have problems with my computer and I can only send emails.
Would you be kind enough to email me some of your stuff and include a picture? I guess you can download something can you?
I await with baited breath!!! J
X X X X X X
*Ms Slide sends copied and pasted content of sessions page, including photo*
#3
Thanks for your very detailed reply.
By the tone of it, are you not Ms Slide herself?
I was hoping it would have been her personally – I assume she is real is she?
I await your reply.
As for being over 18, I unfortunately am – oh to be a sweet and innocent 18 year old again!!
I also certainly am clean and am not in to anything to weird or out of this world.
But certainly a bit of bondage and caning wouldn’t go amiss.
I look forward to your answers.
p.s. can you send a few pics?
X X
*Ms Slide doesn’t reply for two hours due to having better things to do*
#4
Hi
Did you get this email?
Please reply………
*Ms Slide copies and pastes entire website gallery into an email with “this is indeed Ms Slide, but I get to make the demands, not you” at the top of it*
#5
I like it, I like it!! Ha ha……. I must say you are good!! J
For some reason my computer is playing up and hence I can’t access the internet. I’m sure those pictures you’ve sent are absolutely fantastic but I can’t download them.
Can you please please download them and send them to me again as I am desperate to see them.
I don’t know whether you can copy and paste them on to an email or whether you can send them as an attachment.
Let’s see how good you are……………
I look forward to hearing from you as I’m sure you are the ultimate sexy bitch!!
X X X X
*Ms Slide says: “Nah, let’s see how good you are. If you’re that keen for a session, you’ll find a way to look at the pictures. They’re already pasted onto the email. If you can’t see them now, then attaching them won’t help.” She wonders why she is even bothering.*
#6
Ooh…….I’m absolutely fantastic Madam!
Please try attaching just one or two to see if that works.
Potentially I have a lot to give you in the way of pleasure (and also money…….!!)
I await your response as I guess you are highly charged and sexy and responsive as well as being a bitch????
Prove it…………
*Ms Slide considers several responses but settles on an email saying simply “yawn”*
#7
Oh come on……. I know you try to please don’t you?
Send me something!!!
*Ms Slide loses the will to live*
#8
Come on……..I’m waiting with baited breath!!! J
X X X
*Ms Slide copies and pastes the lot and puts it on the internet for lulz*
But is it art? The “Association of Sociable Revellers” moved into the Secession Museum in Vienna on February 20th and every day, as the sun sets, the famous gallery is transformed into a public nightclub for BDSM play, swinging and curious voyeurs. The project, allegedly masterminded by Swiss artist Christoph Büchel, has caused controversy amongst local politicians and the European press. Councillor Ursula Stenzel described it as “monstrous”. I’d take that as a resounding recommendation.
If you fancy a bit of art appreciation, you can peruse some more photos of Sociable Revellers at Bild.com.
