This week’s most sensationally inappropriate sub approach:
#1
Hi Ms Slide
I hope you are well and I was wondering what you offer please.
I have seen some details about you in Forum although the info was limited.
Please get back to me as soon as possible.
I look forward to hearing from you shortly.
Many thanks.
*Ms Slide sends link to session details page on website*
#2
Hi Babe
I can’t access the internet at the moment as I seem to have problems with my computer and I can only send emails.
Would you be kind enough to email me some of your stuff and include a picture? I guess you can download something can you?
I await with baited breath!!! J
X X X X X X
*Ms Slide sends copied and pasted content of sessions page, including photo*
#3
Thanks for your very detailed reply.
By the tone of it, are you not Ms Slide herself?
I was hoping it would have been her personally – I assume she is real is she?
I await your reply.
As for being over 18, I unfortunately am – oh to be a sweet and innocent 18 year old again!!
I also certainly am clean and am not in to anything to weird or out of this world.
But certainly a bit of bondage and caning wouldn’t go amiss.
I look forward to your answers.
p.s. can you send a few pics?
X X
*Ms Slide doesn’t reply for two hours due to having better things to do*
#4
Hi
Did you get this email?
Please reply………
*Ms Slide copies and pastes entire website gallery into an email with “this is indeed Ms Slide, but I get to make the demands, not you” at the top of it*
#5
I like it, I like it!! Ha ha……. I must say you are good!! J
For some reason my computer is playing up and hence I can’t access the internet. I’m sure those pictures you’ve sent are absolutely fantastic but I can’t download them.
Can you please please download them and send them to me again as I am desperate to see them.
I don’t know whether you can copy and paste them on to an email or whether you can send them as an attachment.
Let’s see how good you are……………
I look forward to hearing from you as I’m sure you are the ultimate sexy bitch!!
X X X X
*Ms Slide says: “Nah, let’s see how good you are. If you’re that keen for a session, you’ll find a way to look at the pictures. They’re already pasted onto the email. If you can’t see them now, then attaching them won’t help.” She wonders why she is even bothering.*
#6
Ooh…….I’m absolutely fantastic Madam!
Please try attaching just one or two to see if that works.
Potentially I have a lot to give you in the way of pleasure (and also money…….!!)
I await your response as I guess you are highly charged and sexy and responsive as well as being a bitch????
Prove it…………
*Ms Slide considers several responses but settles on an email saying simply “yawn”*
#7
Oh come on……. I know you try to please don’t you?
Send me something!!!
*Ms Slide loses the will to live*
#8
Come on……..I’m waiting with baited breath!!! J
X X X
*Ms Slide copies and pastes the lot and puts it on the internet for lulz*
