In a state of moderate drunkenness, dressed as Catwoman, Ms Slide discovers that the internet is full of clips of attractive women instructing gents on how to masturbate. Yup, obviously some men just haven’t got the knack and need some cheap tips from a wine-addled Dominatrix with cat ears on her head. The result is gloriously sarcastic and condescending. If you’re still not sure how to masturbate, do watch and find out.
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Another classic. Pretty much exactly as Ms Slide describes it. A short, sharp work of off-hand malicious wit. That it’s clearly a giggle for the Mistress, only adds to its compelling power.
Once again it’s that undeniable Slide logic that gets you – there really are scores of video clips for sale for sad little men (i.e. men like you and me) to buy where smarter women to tell them how to wank. How utterly ridiculous! As Ms Slide points out, wanking is the one sexual activity this kind of male (i.e. you and i) should be experts at already!
So having paid your $5 the clip downloads and you’re confronted with Ms Slide looking you in the eye and describing the absurdity of the situation, right down to how pathetic you look with “your pants round your ankles and your knob hanging out” . But the kicker is that when She sneers that you’re probably hard – you discover that you are.
Genius!
I am sure they are clicking the buy now button over and over so they can continue paying for your masterpiece. 😉