Hello, internet. As festive tradition dictates, I’ve been struck down by lurgy and terrible asthma for most of winter, so updates have been a bit scarce. Apologies if you’ve sent an email over the past few weeks. I’ll get round to replying when I’m fully recovered. If this isn’t sufficient, then feel free to buy me a holiday somewhere warm where I’ll be better at breathing.

Meanwhile, here‘s a link to lots of videos I’ve uploaded recently. Highlights include mocking a man whose genitals resemble a Clanger, destroying a couple of chaps with the help of Ms Nikki and Kitty Bliss, shoving my bare feet repeatedly into a bound and blindfolded man’s mouth and electrocuting some testicles. Click here to see more.