A lovely little surprise was lurking in my much-neglected inbox today…
“I Have A Small Dick” By Alexander The Poet 04.21.08
I have got something inside my jeans,
That cannot attract a chick
And I think I know what all this means,
It means, I have a small dick!
The only big bulge I seem to get,
Happens to be in my gut
And when hot girls look at me I bet,
They know, I don’t make the cut!
I feel black men are my enemy,
Cause their cocks are so damn big
And mine looks like an anomaly,
It is fragile, like a twig!
I have no right to wear underwear,
For I belong, in panties
And a sissy I should be declared,
And men, I should only please!
Sadly, there’s nothing that I can do,
And there is, no magic trick
To make my dick more pleasant to view,
I am stuck, with a small dick!
THE END
Beautiful!
