After being hit by a bus, nearly dying, then resting on her ever-sparser laurels for nearly eight months, Ms Slide is back and ready to take on new clients. Click here for a vague approximation of cost, location, and which activities she will partake in if you ask politely enough. Make sure you read it all carefully, then email Slide@SlideRulesYou.com.
If you happen to be in the right place at the right time, you may also find her on webcam. Click here for details.
You may remember a blog entry from last summer, introducing the concept of Naked Girls Reading. It’s a sort of burlesque for the brain, combining the beauty of books and breasts. What’s not to love? Well anyway, if you’re around in That London this Tuesday, you’re in for something rather marvellous in the form of “Naked Goddesses Reading”!
At a secret location in the W10 area – revealed only after you’ve purchased a ticket – nude women will shed their robes and share their favourite works of classical mythology and literature. The Three Graces for this event are: Sophia St. Villier, Glory Pearl and Lily Miss-Chievous. If this sounds like something that might float your boat (after all, Helen of Troy was rumoured to be in possession of the norks that launched a thousand ships!) you can buy tickets here.
Will you be in the Hoxton area this evening? Do you have a vagina, or know someone who does? Well, tonight I’ll be doing a talk on strap-on sex at Fannying Around (the monthly muff-owners’ club I mentioned on here last month). Despite what the website blurb says, strapping on a strap-on has nothing to do with penis envy. Having marvellous lady bits and a selection of phallic accessories to wear when I choose is preferable to the limitations of an unpredictable flesh-stick. Anyway, I digress… Fanny club tonight! Be there, ladies!
