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Sweet Jesus

(I actually wrote this last week, but a my computer came down with cyber-lurgi and spent several days offline, so I haven’t been able to upload it until now. I can only imagine that it was an angry god smiting my antivirus software.)

It’s that time of year again. A decade on from the 9/11 tragedy, our screens fill with grief porn, social networks swirl with bickering and racism, and any serious questions about the event, the iffy science in the official report or that day’s devastating legacy are largely ignored in favour of mawkish sentimentalism and gratuitous death footage.

There have been other changes over these last ten years too. North America’s brand of popular fundamentalist Christianity has gradually changed into something even more aggressive and politically motivated than its pre-9/11 persona. Like a drunk in a pub who’s had his pint spilt, the heady hormonal rush of patriotism and perceived threat has caused certain denominations of Christianity to raise their heads high, puff their chests out and throw aimless punches into the air.

Of course, there are many moderate and entirely rational Christians who put spirituality before macho posturing. However, a major sector of an already patriarchal religion has now morphed into an exaggerated caricature of masculine traits and overt misogyny. The my-god-is-bigger-than-your-god ideology is spreading. Here’s part of a wonderful, if slightly disturbing, article from the Guardian:

“…The macho Jesus movement has been bolstered by books like No More Mr Christian Nice Guy and The Church Impotent – the Feminisation of Christianity. But it’s artist Stephen Sawyer, whose paintings of the Son of God as a tattooed biker and boxer have captured the imagination of Christian men searching for a more manly role model.

As Kentucky-based Sawyer, 58, points out: “I scarcely think Jesus could have overturned the tables of the money-lenders and driven them from the temple if he was a wimp. The model I use for my paintings is a surfer guy who’s built like a brick shithouse.”

But while you might expect this thinking to flourish in the American South, it’s probably more surprising that it’s gaining ground in the UK.

According to recent polls, the ratio of women to men worshippers in this country is 65% to 35% – and too much girliness is getting the blame for the gender imbalance.

Hence the rising number of conferences and sermons aimed at men that present a more muscular version of Jesus, along with the continuing success of Christian lad’s mag Sorted…”

Full article here.

Dungeons, Dragons, Dommes & Doms

The genres of fantasy and fantasy often find themselves inextricably linked. Looking at any of the photos from recent Comic-Con gatherings, one could be forgiven for thinking that the fantasy fiction and fetish scenes had finally dropped all pretence and merged into one enormous community of creatively-dressed deviants. Much of the literature, television and cinema of the genre frequently crosses the line into erotica, most notably the series of Gor novels which began in 1966 and inspired an entire subculture within M/f BDSM. Online and live-action gaming sessions take participants into an extreme parallel universe of power, battles over status and imagined dangers. It’s no surprise that this is a hobby that appeals to a fair few who also frequent BDSM events and forums. Many of the flame wars on IC resemble World of Warcraft so accurately that it’s easy to forget the differences: in one site, characters with hyperbolic made-up titles battle for superiority in skills, experience and specialist equipment, and the other site – well, you get where this is going…

Anyway, as in many BDSM fantasies, outfits for warrior women are aesthetically pleasing but far from practical. I would challenge any femme to flog a sub, fight an Orc or do anything at all in a chain-mail bra and knickers without suffering a painful wardrobe malfunction within minutes (I know this from experience). And don’t even get me started on being the dominant party whilst struggling into latex, corset and heels.

Thankfully, there’s now a Tumblr blog for “Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor*” that’s based on a wonderful Terry Pratchett quote. Click to peruse.

Meanwhile, here’s a sketch from College Humor**, declaring that “Female Armor*** Sucks”

*Yes, I know. The site is in American English.

**YES! This is also in American English!

***Don’t blame me, pedant!

The Chic in Anarchic

The Urban Chick Supremacy Cell is now activated. My comrade (and dear friend) Ms Tytania has recently launched a femdom site like no other… Her gloriously tongue-in-cheek guerilla revolutionary project aims to throw off the shackles of patriarchal rule (or, in this case, the corsets and high heels of mainstream fetish erotica) and overthrow the hegemony of the smug male (or at least give him a creative bashing, a bumming, a dressing-down and a gun on the tongue) all whilst wearing a balaclava and bovver boots.

I make a couple of appearances on the site and hope to make more in the future. In the meantime, here I am in a pub toilet, transforming from a traditional stocking-clad Pro-Domme to the sort of hoodie that David Cameron would be ill-advised to hug…