Being a woman on the internet, I’m often sent unsolicited dick pics. However, much like this blogger on Tumblr, it’s not the size or shape I’m interested in. It’s composition, lighting and artistic flair that does it for me. Read all of the posts on “critiquing your dick pics with love” as each is a work of genius. Below is one of many amusing examples (click here to see the actual pic – NSFW obviously, as it’s a knob):

‘this is what i like to call “the log”. 

“the log” is when you take a bird’s eye view, close-up shot of your enormous dick, with your dick taking up most of the frame & with very little surrounding detail. dudes, they’re boring. they’re ~so~ boring. they say “look at my fat cock” & fuck all else. they say “i’m hung, but i’m remarkably dull”.

i have a backlog of approximately 7,800 logs in my inbox & i never want to see another log in my life… your dick pic gets a D.’

For the full glory of this blog, logs and all, click here.