Category Archives: PRESS • REVIEWS • EVENTS

Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

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Trolls, timewasters and the criminally insane! You may soon find yourselves appearing at NameAndShame.it where people in the BDSM community can share information about exactly whom to avoid. This new and potentially useful message board is dedicated to the stalkers, sockpuppets and miscellaneous shitheads who lurk in dank corners of the UK fetish scene, as well as fakes and fraudsters in the Pro-Domination industry. It isn’t all negative either. There’s now a section for praising exemplary bottoms and tip-top Tops and recommending your positive experiences to others. Its founder, Mistress Georgia, said on Dommes.co.uk: “this forum is intended as an open resource to benefit the entire community, so come and share your knowledge to help separate the wheat from the chaff.” Click here to see more.

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Bankers’ Confessional

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2013 Amendment: I’ve been informed that bankers are unfairly misjudged and lumped together as *all* being dick-swinging, coke-addled narcissists, when only *lots* of them are. Some clarification here. I don’t want to generalise. If you’re a banker who isn’t horrible, you’re welcome to come and convince me by putting your money where your mouth is (most probably somewhere near my feet). I’m an open-minded sort, you know…

It’s 2012 now, and this offer is technically over, but if you mention just how much of a non-banker you are in your introductory email, we may be able to come to some arrangement…

2011:

Are you a banker?

Inspired by the proposed “Robin Hood Tax”, London Dominatrix Ms Slide is launching the “Bankers’ Confessional”. Of course, not every banker is a swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickhead, just as not every swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickhead is a banker. Yet there are some individuals in the financial sector who remain substantially wealthier and less bruised than they deserve to be under the circumstances. As a relatively ethical Sadist, it’s Ms Slide’s job to even things up.

In exchange for their wads of cold, hard, dirty cash, bankers who volunteer for The Confessional will be invited to the Gatwick dungeon to explain and apologise for their own foolish excesses. They will then receive a suitably humiliating punishment.

Are you anyone else…?

Good news! Profits received from swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickheads will go towards heavily discounted sessions for people who aren’t bankers, or at least who aren’t swaggering, braying, coke-addled dickheads. For a limited period, Ms Slide’s hourly rate will be a lot less than usual. Get in touch for further details.

slide@sliderulesyou.com

Club Pedestal March 2010

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Dear All,

We’re pleased to announce the next date for Club Pedestal will be Thursday March 25th at Club Colosseum.

Should be an extra special party! For the first time we will have live acts for the entertainment of the wonderful women attending. At 12pm there will be a performance by ‘British Heart’, the award winning boylesque star. Combining sensual masculine striptease, zany comedy and subversion. Male burlesque at its best.

Please check out the photos for our previous events on our web site :

http://www.clubpedestal.com/gallery.html

Upcoming features for 25th also include :

* Large team of House Slaves for serve and pamper female guests.

* Tantric massage service for women.

* Massive dungeon featuring over 15 pieces of fabulous kit, including Trample cage, grope box and the new Masochist frame.

* Free face/body painting, artist provided by the club or paint each other 🙂

* Live DJs

* Luxury Canapes

* `Maitre D’ service, men have the option of going on the ‘menu’, to be selected by visiting women if they desire – ask for Porphyro.

Tickets for Pedestal can now be purchased online from Joanna Larks store :

http://www.joannalark.com/store/categories/Tickets/Club-Pedestal/

Club Pedestal will be open from 9pm to 3am. The Colosseum is conveniently close to Vauxhall tube and national rail stations in London (5 minute walk) :

Club Colosseum,

Market Towers,

1 Nine Elms Lane,

Vauxhall,

London SW8 5NQ.

There is a free car park next to the club, the entrance is just past the Colosseum entrance.

Tickets will be available on the door, and can be purchased in advance    from the following stores :

Joanna Lark online : http://www.joannalark.com/store/categories/Tickets/Club-Pedestal/

Fettered Pleasures, 90 Holloway Rd, London N7 8JG – 0207 6199333.

Regulation, 17A St Albans Place Islington London N1.

Singles £18 in advance, £20 on the door.

Couples £30 in advance, £35 on the door

Please visit the Pedestal web site for more details – http://www.clubpedestal.com

We look forward to seeing you all there!

Pedestal crew