Hello, my dears. This is THE NEWS:

Double-Domme Sessions: I’m currently offering double-domme sessions with the beautiful Miss Kitty Bliss. We can hurt you, humiliate you or strap-on-spitroast you. Or perhaps all of the above. I’ll be out of the country until 26/6/13, but when I return I’ll be offering sessions with Miss Kitty for £300 per hour (plus studio hire) in Gatwick or London SW9.

New Premises and Session Options: When I’m back in the UK, I will also be offering brand new strap-on and feminisation make-over sessions, as well as Shenis watersports and – if you’ve got a CIA fetish – waterboarding-interrogation sessions. These will also be available in NEW Gatwick or London SW9 premises.

Bankers’ Non-Narcissism Challenge: I also discovered recently that various big banks have someone on site at all times to polish the shoes of bankers on the trading floors. There are also masseuses, should they be required. This must be rectified through Femdom. I plan a role-reversal party close to the City of London soon, where bankers will polish shoes, massage their mistresses and pour our Champagne. I’ve been told that there are decent bankers out there who are willing to embrace full humility and serve. I’m yet to be convinced though. Watch this space.

There are exciting things happening. Click here for more about upcoming sessions.