Hello, my dears. It’s been a while. I’ve been working on a project that has been taking up nearly all my time, so apologies if you haven’t received replies to emails, texts or desperate screams for help in recent months. I did, however, get to the last Club Pedestal. Here I am with Ms Nikki, who has been my partner in crime – actual crime – since we were twisted teens at a religious school. Click here for more photos from Pedestal.