Pedestal – the club night in Vauxhall, London, where Goddesses roam among their lowly worshippers – is back this Thursday! Upcoming features include: Large team of House Slaves to serve and pamper female guests; Tantric massage service for women; a massive dungeon featuring at least fifteen pieces of fabulous kit, including trample-cage, grope-box and the new masochist-frame; music from DJ Pops and Acid Jo; free face/body painting, artist provided by the club – or paint each other; luxury canapés served by male slaves; `Maitre D’ service – men have the option of going on the ‘menu’, to be selected by visiting women if they desire – ask for Porphyro.

As ever, I’ll be a House Mistress, so I encourage all you ladies and gents to come and say hello if you’re there. Click here for the Club Pedestal website.