Oh. Oh dear. The Daily Mail has posted an article about my friend’s ex on “Britain’s Got More Talent”. Displaying their usual standard of journalistic accuracy, they’ve managed to get the one basic premise of the act – who is doing the reciting and who is doing the spanking – completely wrong. Still, they’ve also included four large photos so that Middle England can have an outraged wank over them:

“Britain’s Got Talent: Is spanking really an acceptable form of family entertainment?

She may be reading the Bard’s work, but there was nothing classic about this audition for Britain’s Got Talent.

A pair calling themselves High Shakespeare performed an act consisting of a woman quoting Shakespeare as she was spanked by her co-star.

But whether it was acceptable family entertainment is another matter.

The act of spanking is more often known as a sexual fetish, infamously indulged in by former Formula One boss Max Mosley.

But the audition will be seen on Britain’s Got More Talent, a show aimed at the family audience, tomorrow night. Even the show’s host gets in on the act, pulling up the woman’s dress to spank her behind.”

(Click here for the original article if you must, but it’ll only boost the Mail’s ad revenue and we really shouldn’t encourage them.)