Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been absolutely bloody ages since I’ve shared some free smut. This is partly because looking at porn when a laughing parrot is in the room is more awkward and uncomfortable than you can possibly imagine. Anyway, today’s offering is a 25 minute video starring Ellie Idol. There are many good things about this scene: Ellie Idol is an attractive girl with a sense of humour (who’d have thought it was possible to fuck with a look of knowing irony?!); a well coordinated outfit and make-up (yes, this does matter!); and the fact that she looks like the one I fancied in Cloverfield (and yes, that one…)

So, without any more delays to your frantic masturbation, here’s Ellie Idol at XVideos. Your homework this week is to find me something a bit kinkier that also stars Ms Idol, preferably with rope, and preferably something where she actually gets to have an orgasm. Get hunting!