Mistress Cat is looking upon you benevolently, and has decreed that members of the SlideRulesYou forum* can hire her fully-equipped private dungeon for the special rate of £30 per hour. Facilities include a St. Andrew’s Cross, whipping post, cage, suspension hook, A-frame, and whipping bench with accessories (which include a leather sleep sack, ball weights, nipple clamps, collars, paddles, crops, canes, floggers, cuffs, shackles, leather straps, Violet Wand, spreader bars and rope). It’s close to Gatwick, so very convenient to get to via public transport and major roads.
*update: I ditched the forum a while ago, but mention me and this probably still stands.

Too bad I live to far away. Great offer on the dungeon space for rent!
Omg I read your ad/blog about the dungeon rental and my tiny penis jumped! But what got my sissy penis wet was reading the words: cuffs, crops, canes, and nipple clamps. Beat me Mistress, beat me and flog my tiny nuts. I beg you!!!!!!
Mkes me so sad I live a whole ocean away from you. I would so pay much then your price you have listed to have you even lay your eyes on a loser like me. Those ball weights you have call me name!
How sweet it would be if we could incorporate “Dungeon TimeShare” !!