Category Archives: BLOGGERY: politics, religion & brain purges……

Pippa’s Posterior

I didn’t bother watching the royal wedding but, from what I’ve heard, the highlights were:

A child with her hands over her ears;

A hat that looked like Cthulu;

Pippa Middleton’s arse.

Yes, that arse. Many in the media have celebrated and collectively fetishised Pippa Middleton’s arse. Many in the media have then criticised the celebration and collective fetishisation of Pippa Middleton’s arse by others in the media. I have no strong views myself.

Much as I agree with Melinda Tankard Reist at The Punch that the objectification of women demeans us all, I consider Kate Middleton to have been objectified to a far greater degree than her sister’s buttocks will ever be. The new Princess’ role is merely to be beautiful and silent, a symbolic figure for the world to pin its fairytale fantasies, unrealistic expectations and pretty dresses onto. Post-honeymoon, she will be whisked off to a castle in the clouds (or at least a large house, semi obscured by the drizzle of Anglesey), far from friends and family, to become a full-time housewife. If that’s every girl’s dream, I’d rather stay awake.

Anyway, I digress. If you’re a fan of Pippa’s posterior or are simply an arse aficionado, Sabotage Times has compiled a list of links to related articles and pictures, including a slideshow of (marginally NSFW) “devastating derrières”. Click here for the “Great articles about: Pippa Middleton’s Arse” collection.

Super Injunctivitis

So, Max Mosley lost his case at the European Court of Human Rights. Many in the press will call this a victory for free speech. Others bemoan the fact that there was ever a case at all, or that courts should even consider intervening to censor a story.

Yesterday, Tessa Mayes stated in an article at Spiked Online that:

“…Having found himself the subject of a tabloid exposé involving prostitutes and allegedly Nazi-style uniforms in 2008, Mosley had been demanding that, in accordance with the so-called right to privacy, the media should be legally forced to notify people in advance about any story due to be published in which they feature – a move that would probably lead to a surge in free-speech violating injunctions…Nobody is really being harmed when we reveal the truth about people’s sex lives. If there’s any harm done, it was by the personal choices of those involved, not the act of talking or writing about it…in a liberal age, reputations are rarely damaged by an exposé of what so-and-so got up to in private…When married public figures are wrongly accused of having sex with somebody, few morally judge them. And plenty more just have a good laugh or turn the page. This is 2011, not 1811…”

However, I pointed out to Mayes that Mosley’s reputation has been damaged irreparably, as the gossip and tittle-tattle from the original NOTW article is still quoted as fact, even in her own piece. The women weren’t prostitutes, the party wasn’t an orgy and there was no Nazi subtext. (It was actually just a bit of spanking and role-play, followed by tea and cakes.) Yet only the sensationalised and wholly inaccurate version has ever received widespread media coverage. I agree that speech should be free, especially in cases like Trafigura, but it should also be truthful and properly researched.

Far from the glittering Twittersphere scandals of celebrity sex and superinjunctions, hundreds of ordinary people without the funds for legal backlash find their lives ruined by factually-shoddy tabloid witch-hunts. The Daily Mail regularly trawls the IC message boards in search of someone new to base a throwaway page of salacious condemnation on. The comments beneath today’s “Primary school teacher who led double life as kinky sex dominatrix free to continue working with children” shocker show just how harmful these stories can be to the lives of those involved. The quasi-morality of articles like these damage public perception of those with alternative (private) lifestyles or sexualities.

Jane Fae details a similar case in her recent blog post:

“…In this instance, my friend was in an appalling position. A large part of her woes derived from press misconduct. Her best line of defence lay in going even more public. But personal reasons (including the real possibility of physical threat to her and to her nearest and dearest) meant the last thing she could do was go public.

And that’s true not just of her, but of many others I deal with: they are treated very badly by employers and the like because of their marginalised status; but they are terrified of press coverage, because that will out them even further.

The only possible approach for my friend was an injunction. Except she would have had difficulty affording such and an injunction without stipulation that the press could not report on the fact of it was worse than useless.

The logic is pretty obvious, really. If you don’t want the press reporting on your private affairs, there really is no point getting an injunction that says they are allowed to report you have an injunction out, but not what its about. So-called super injunctions make a lot of sense. Because they are pretty much the only way to put a lid on seeing your privacy breached even further.

And so it goes. The UK press will crow today their small victory over Mosley. Meanwhile, I know, the dozens of small people, caught in the same trap as my friend, will see their lives trashed because the press take an interest in them, irrespective of how reasonable that interest, or how guilty they actually are.

And the villains – the ones who really are a menace to society – will continue to hide behind the mere threat of suing…”

Quite.

Getting Vulcan on Your Ass

Thanks to the wonderful Miss Amy Hunter for boldly going where no man has gone before – Etsy – and finding this creative hitty stick. It combines kink and geekery with remarkable panache. After all, we all know that being a Trekkie is a fetish in itself.

“…The fully functional Spock Spanker was based on a real Vulcan hand and is well over 19.05mm thick. Leaves an unmistakable mark of your love. Made with an easy to clean up water resistant finish…”

Yes! You read that correctly! It’s based on real Vulcan hand! See the Spock Spanker, and possibly purchase one if you’re so inclined, here.