Thanks to the wonderful Miss Amy Hunter for boldly going where no man has gone before – Etsy – and finding this creative hitty stick. It combines kink and geekery with remarkable panache. After all, we all know that being a Trekkie is a fetish in itself.

“…The fully functional Spock Spanker was based on a real Vulcan hand and is well over 19.05mm thick. Leaves an unmistakable mark of your love. Made with an easy to clean up water resistant finish…”

Yes! You read that correctly! It’s based on real Vulcan hand! See the Spock Spanker, and possibly purchase one if you’re so inclined, here.