No matter how impractical or uncomfortable they may be, I still have a soft spot for killer heels. I especially like footwear that looks like it might suddenly become sentient, rear up by itself and stab you some new facial orifices. Yet all the shoes I own at  the moment have been lacking something. I now realise what that something is: tentacles.

See more of Alexander McQueen’s “Alien Fantasy” footwear at StyleNoir.co.uk.