We’ve just had Valentine’s Day, but never mind that… Far more importantly, April 14th is “Cake and Cunnilingus Day”!

By rights, most people should indulge in both at every available opportunity, but on April 14th, cake and cunnilingus will be mandatory. I’m not entirely sure how this new law will be implemented (yes, in my world, it has entered the statute books!) , but here’s a website with tips, recipes and links to free lickety-split porn for ladies.