Dominatrices! Run out of creative names for those minions you wish to humiliate? Well, here are some handy PG Wodehouse insults, via the excellent OneMonkey.org:

1. frightful young excrescence

2. piefaced little excrescence

3. slab of gorgonzola

4. pig in human shape

5. sheepfaced, shambling refugee from hell

6. ghastly sheepfaced fugitive from hell

7. fatheaded ass

8. popeyed bleater

9. dithering idiot

10. a dumb brick of the first water

11. halfwitted gargoyle

12. halfwitted Gadarene swine

13. herring-gutted young son of a what-not

14. foul blot

15. puff-faced poop

16. pestilential poop

17. potbellied perisher

18. newt-nuzzling blister

19. unbalanced young boll weevil

20. deleterious slab of damnation