Before you start worrying about the logistics of human-on-avian love, I’ll reassure you that the site below isn’t actually a real fetish site or, as far as I’m aware, a real fetish (though by odd coincidence I was having a conversation in the park today about the unavoidable impracticalities of something similar – and much as I dearly love my pet parrot, I don’t love him in that way!)

It is, however, one of the funniest and strangest website parodies I’ve ever seen. If you dare, click to see EroticFalconry.com (NSFW)!