A Dutch sex shop has created a range of “Pope Condoms”. De Condoomfabriek (The Condom Factory) will be giving away 2,000 of these saintly sheaths in Rotterdam this weekend in a public bid to oppose the Catholic Church’s dangerous stance on contraception. Pope Benedict, on a trip to Cameroon in 2009, made an astounding announcement about the spread of HIV: “You can’t resolve it with the distribution of condoms,” he said. “On the contrary, it increases the problem.” Despite medical science quickly reassuring us that he was speaking utter bollocks, the Pope’s perceived “infallibility” had already done its damage, with many of his followers now believing that condoms actually cause HIV. Let’s face it, if you’re looking for someone to give sound advice on your sex life, the Catholic Church haven’t exactly led by example… Order your Pope Condoms here.