Robots can be sexy. Over the last couple of years, fucking machines have become a staple part of the porn industry. This is partially to do with the recession – when money is tight and a priapic penis is little more than a film prop, a pistoning dildo on a stick is often cheaper, cleaner and more reliably erect than its human counterpart. Yet the fantasy is also an important factor. A machine is mindless, pitiless and utterly devoid of empathy. As a dominant lover, a robot is the ultimate sociopath. It is impersonal. For some, this is its downside, but for others, something that will fuck without judgement, mercy or emotion is ideal.

It was inevitable that a non-sexual BDSM equivalent of the fucking machine would appear eventually. So, here’s the ultimate labour-saving device for any busy Domme. Thanks, as ever, to Phillis (self professed fame whore) at Brown Towers for sending me this:

For more about the Robospanker, click here.