Prick up your ears! Ever pondered the most appropriate device on which to listen to Jon Gaunt’s absolutely bloody awful Sun podcast? Well my dears, your search is over. Let me introduce the Asspeaker: Technabob.com states that the 2.1 speaker system features “a subwoofer with what could only be described as a strategically-placed tuned bass port”. You can switch the Asspeaker on and off by tapping its right buttock, whilst volume is controlled by gently rubbing the left. The two satellite speakers can be stored together to resemble a second pair of buttocks or, as both are entirely wireless, can be spread apart and placed at opposite ends of a room for your aural pleasure.