Often, we encounter photosets that appear to tell a story. It can be difficult, however, to decipher exactly what that story is supposed to be. In these cases, it’s useful to have a friendly Dominatrix and blogger to interpret them for you.

Here are three from Nylon Femdom:

1. Mistress Bakerboyhat had decided on a weekend break in the Peak District. She could pose for some glamour photographs in the rented cottage, perhaps play some vinyl records on the gramophone, take up the violin, shoot herself in the head, or just recline on some pieces of antique furniture and fondle her own breasts. Yet one of the pieces of antique furniture (the fidgeting one made out of skin) kept on slobbering all over her shoes. Being a professional, she carried on modelling and tried to pretend that nothing was awry. What a trooper.

2. It had been an exhausting day, and Helen could think of nothing better than curling up and going to sleep. If only she hadn’t sold the bed to pay for that laptop! After drowsily failing to get comfortable on the sofa or the man on the floor, she remembered that there was an inflatable mattress folded up on top of the wardrobe. Now, if she could just find something to stand on, and reach up far enough…

3. The gorgeous Mistress Tattoolegs was relaxing in her dungeon, when a distraught submissive approached her, claiming that he had lost sight of his own penis and wasn’t entirely sure if it was still attached. Mistress Tattoolegs rolled him over, kicking him around until she found the offending appendage, then advised him to lose a bit of weight off his frontage. In the meantime, she offered him a stocking to tie around his waist. It wasn’t a permanent solution, but it’d have to do for now.