Hello my dear,

You know exactly who you are. Pictured below is one tiny section of a very interesting photographic portrait of you, specifically your pretty mouth, complete with the flattering coat of crimson-red lipstick I applied during our session last week. I recall that you mentioned an interest in blackmail fetishism when we spoke. Well, that’s fortuitous, because today I’d like to read this book, and I’d very much appreciate if you would purchase it for me! Perhaps while I’m busy reading, I’ll be too preoccupied to do anything unkind with the rest of this photo. Look forward to hearing from me when I require something new to read, watch, or listen to.

With an idle finger hovering over the “send” button,

Ms Slide x