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Sweet Jesus

(I actually wrote this last week, but a my computer came down with cyber-lurgi and spent several days offline, so I haven’t been able to upload it until now. I can only imagine that it was an angry god smiting my antivirus software.)

It’s that time of year again. A decade on from the 9/11 tragedy, our screens fill with grief porn, social networks swirl with bickering and racism, and any serious questions about the event, the iffy science in the official report or that day’s devastating legacy are largely ignored in favour of mawkish sentimentalism and gratuitous death footage.

There have been other changes over these last ten years too. North America’s brand of popular fundamentalist Christianity has gradually changed into something even more aggressive and politically motivated than its pre-9/11 persona. Like a drunk in a pub who’s had his pint spilt, the heady hormonal rush of patriotism and perceived threat has caused certain denominations of Christianity to raise their heads high, puff their chests out and throw aimless punches into the air.

Of course, there are many moderate and entirely rational Christians who put spirituality before macho posturing. However, a major sector of an already patriarchal religion has now morphed into an exaggerated caricature of masculine traits and overt misogyny. The my-god-is-bigger-than-your-god ideology is spreading. Here’s part of a wonderful, if slightly disturbing, article from the Guardian:

“…The macho Jesus movement has been bolstered by books like No More Mr Christian Nice Guy and The Church Impotent – the Feminisation of Christianity. But it’s artist Stephen Sawyer, whose paintings of the Son of God as a tattooed biker and boxer have captured the imagination of Christian men searching for a more manly role model.

As Kentucky-based Sawyer, 58, points out: “I scarcely think Jesus could have overturned the tables of the money-lenders and driven them from the temple if he was a wimp. The model I use for my paintings is a surfer guy who’s built like a brick shithouse.”

But while you might expect this thinking to flourish in the American South, it’s probably more surprising that it’s gaining ground in the UK.

According to recent polls, the ratio of women to men worshippers in this country is 65% to 35% – and too much girliness is getting the blame for the gender imbalance.

Hence the rising number of conferences and sermons aimed at men that present a more muscular version of Jesus, along with the continuing success of Christian lad’s mag Sorted…”

Full article here.

Elvira: “I’m you, except with bigger tits”

She was an ’80s icon. This busty, beehive-haired, sharp-tongued “Mistress of the Dark” entertained and influenced a generation of young goth-ettes (of which I was one) during her ten year stint in television and film. Now, after an absence of over two decades, Elvira is back.

Crave Online tells us more:

“…Tentatively titled “Elvira’s Movie Macabre,” the new series will feature 26 two hour horror films, hosted by the Mistress of the Dark herself. The series will air on THIS! Television and in national syndication through its distributor, Trifecta Entertainment…”

Unfortunately there is little chance of Elvira’s new vehicle making its way to UK television. However, we can hope its best bits will leak onto the internet before long.

“…Elvira was first created and performed by actress Casandra Peterson back in 1981, when she was chosen to host a revival of “The Vampira Show” that eventually became the original “Elvira’s Movie Macabre.” Peterson’s Elvira became quickly known for her distinctive makeup, sexy outfits and her sharp valley girl wit. During the ’80s, Peterson frequently appeared as Elvira on “The Tonight Show” and several other TV talk shows, as well as several national ad campaigns for Coors Light and Mug Root Beer. Elvira reached the peak of her popularity in 1988 when Peterson starred and co-wrote the feature film, “Elvira: Mistress of the Dark.” The character also spawned multiple comic book series, action figures, trading cards, pinball machines, perfumes and even a wildly popular Halloween costume…”

And so, inevitably, we return to the real horror – Christine O’Donnell. For those who live outside the USA or missed my “Thrill of the Chaste” blog post this week, O’Donnell is the right-wing political extremist who has been trying to persuade the folks of Delaware not to masturbate. She has a range of other odious opinions, including the far-right’s fairly standard bashing of gays, women and foreigners but, during a Fox News appearance in 2007, she also launched a bizarre attack on science that went well beyond its usual Darwin-denial: “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals,” she is quoted as saying, “and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.” Nobody knows quite how O’Donnell came to this conclusion, but some have suggested that she may have mistaken the “Animaniacs” cartoon series for a documentary on genetic engineering.

Despite her popularity among the angry and impressionable, O’Donnell’s nonsensical outbursts have led to criticism from saner factions within the US media. Her response? A campaign video that begins: “I’m not a witch. I’m nothing you’ve heard. I’m you.” Yes. That’s right. Christine O’Donnell thinks that she’s you. I’m pretty certain that she isn’t me.

So anyway, Elvira has announced her return with a magnificent spoof version of O’Donnell’s video. “I’m you,” she says, “except with bigger tits.”

And she is.

Moral Standing

A man in Winona, Minnesota, has been standing outside a porn shop for ten years. Frank Yakish, 59, began his one-man protest in 1999 when the adult store first opened. Since 2002, he’s maintained a regular vigil in the street outside its door with a cardboard sign for an hour each day, five days a week. In all weathers, anti-porn campaigner Yakish keeps a tally of people who enter the shop, then prays for them to turn back. Ironically, his protest has acted as a free advertisement for Downtown Book and Video and it’s thought that the added publicity has actually boosted sales. (Photo courtesy of Winona Daily News.)