{"id":1830,"date":"2009-11-13T10:35:35","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T15:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitchblog.sliderulesyou.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2012-08-31T14:33:57","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T14:33:57","slug":"charity-bash-and-gun-toting-dommes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/11\/13\/charity-bash-and-gun-toting-dommes\/","title":{"rendered":"Charity Bash and Gun-Toting Dommes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend was a busy one. I spent Friday night putting on a show with Ms Tytania (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mstytania.com\/page_indexes\/galleries_all\/guns_and_rubber.html\" target=\"_blank\">see the previous &#8220;guns and rubber&#8221; shoot we did at a disused police station in Deptford earlier this year<\/a>). This performance also involved replica firearms, a beautiful man being dragged around by his hair, and a lot of general Emma-Peel-ery from Ms Tytania and me, but this time it was performed at a nightclub in Vauxhall. The combination of highly realistic guns and strap-on dildos in our luggage made the conversation with the doormen rather more interesting than they&#8217;d expected when it was time to go through the metal detector at the entrance to the club.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is that real?&#8221; gasped one chap, gazing into the bag.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nah,&#8221; I shrugged. &#8220;It&#8217;s silicone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still, he let us through with all our weaponary anyway.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning, I headed to Camden for The <a href=\"http:\/\/216.131.80.27\/vBulletin\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">UK Mistresses<\/a> Annual Charity Bash, organised by the truly brilliant <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mistress-sapphire.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mistress Sapphire<\/a>. For five and a half exhausting but satisfying hours, the other Dommes and I caned, spanked, and ate vol-au-vents with a selection of charming gentlemen to raise money for a music therapy charity and a cats&#8217; and dogs&#8217; home in Bath. I&#8217;ve no idea how much dosh we actually made, but a report from Mistress S is sure to manifest in the near future. An evening with Dr and Mrs Blackthorn of <a href=\"http:\/\/yourbizarre.bizarremag.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bizarre Magazine<\/a> followed, as did a lot of booze and an impressive hangover that has lasted the rest of the week.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/DSC00518.jpg?resize=198%2C278\" border=\"0\" height=\"278\" width=\"198\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend was a busy one. I spent Friday night putting on a show with Ms Tytania (see the previous &#8220;guns and rubber&#8221; shoot we did at a disused police station in Deptford earlier this year). 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