{"id":1826,"date":"2009-11-03T01:57:14","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T06:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitchblog.sliderulesyou.com\/?p=237"},"modified":"2012-08-31T14:33:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T14:33:55","slug":"epilating-the-ladygarden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/11\/03\/epilating-the-ladygarden\/","title":{"rendered":"Epilating the Ladygarden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t know what an epilator is, it is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Epilator\" target=\"_blank\">an instrument of hair-removal and torture<\/a>. A woman on IC was asking what it&#8217;s like to use on pubic hair. Here is my reply:<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I steer clear of my own crotch with anything more lethal than a razor, beard-trimmer or the occasional visiting lady with a waxing kit. I do epilate my legs and armpits, but as a Domme with only the slightest of switchy tendencies, any masochistic urges I do have will never, ever, ever extend as far as slow muff-ripping.<\/p>\n<p>As for the levels of pain, it depends how hairy you are and the thickness of the hairs themselves. Small wispy ones are relatively painless, but massive pubey ones &#8211; the dandelions of the ladygarden &#8211; hurt like nothing else on earth. If this post hasn&#8217;t yet put you off, I&#8217;d recommend having a thorough trim first so that longer hairs don&#8217;t get tangled up in the mechanism. 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