{"id":1788,"date":"2009-04-14T10:17:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T15:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bitchblog.sliderulesyou.com\/?p=195"},"modified":"2012-08-31T14:33:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T14:33:36","slug":"how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/","title":{"rendered":"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an act of synchronicity, I was shown <a href=\"http:\/\/forum.sliderulesyou.com\/uploaded\/tumor.png\" class=\"postlink\">this<\/a> cartoon by a friendly stranger last night, then stumbled across <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/cwgfag\" class=\"postlink\">this<\/a> news story today. A morbid message from god\/gods\/fate\/Dawkins? Must check own chest for festive evergreens, just in case.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png?w=625\" alt=\"Image\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an act of synchronicity, I was shown this cartoon by a friendly stranger last night, then stumbled across this news story today. A morbid message from god\/gods\/fate\/Dawkins? Must check own chest for festive evergreens, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2936],"tags":[3415,3932,4884],"class_list":["post-1788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggery-politics-religion-brain-purges","tag-christmas-tree-lung-man","tag-festive-tumour","tag-odd-coincidence"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026 - SlideRulesYou<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026 - SlideRulesYou\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"In an act of synchronicity, I was shown this cartoon by a friendly stranger last night, then stumbled across this news story today. A morbid message from god\/gods\/fate\/Dawkins? Must check own chest for festive evergreens, just in case.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"SlideRulesYou\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2009-04-14T15:17:23+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-08-31T14:33:36+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"admin\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/db8b83bbb2f5ffc0af17c51028dad339\"},\"headline\":\"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026\",\"datePublished\":\"2009-04-14T15:17:23+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-08-31T14:33:36+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":48,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/08\\\/dr.png\",\"keywords\":[\"christmas tree lung man\",\"festive tumour\",\"odd coincidence\"],\"articleSection\":[\"BLOGGERY: politics, religion &amp; brain purges......\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/\",\"name\":\"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026 - SlideRulesYou\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/08\\\/dr.png\",\"datePublished\":\"2009-04-14T15:17:23+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-08-31T14:33:36+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/db8b83bbb2f5ffc0af17c51028dad339\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/2009\\\/04\\\/14\\\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/08\\\/dr.png?fit=147%2C162\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2012\\\/08\\\/dr.png?fit=147%2C162\",\"width\":\"147\",\"height\":\"162\"},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/\",\"name\":\"SlideRulesYou\",\"description\":\"Ms Slide: Bisexual Dominatrix, Hastings, England, UK\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/db8b83bbb2f5ffc0af17c51028dad339\",\"name\":\"admin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/8953f41b68c923b9cddda5c91deb2a9f14b58f1275001a6a40b766d5e2cda038?s=96&d=retro&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/8953f41b68c923b9cddda5c91deb2a9f14b58f1275001a6a40b766d5e2cda038?s=96&d=retro&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/8953f41b68c923b9cddda5c91deb2a9f14b58f1275001a6a40b766d5e2cda038?s=96&d=retro&r=g\",\"caption\":\"admin\"},\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/sliderulesyou.com\\\/wp\\\/author\\\/admin\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026 - SlideRulesYou","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026 - SlideRulesYou","og_description":"In an act of synchronicity, I was shown this cartoon by a friendly stranger last night, then stumbled across this news story today. A morbid message from god\/gods\/fate\/Dawkins? Must check own chest for festive evergreens, just in case.","og_url":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/","og_site_name":"SlideRulesYou","article_published_time":"2009-04-14T15:17:23+00:00","article_modified_time":"2012-08-31T14:33:36+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"admin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"admin"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/"},"author":{"name":"admin","@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/#\/schema\/person\/db8b83bbb2f5ffc0af17c51028dad339"},"headline":"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026","datePublished":"2009-04-14T15:17:23+00:00","dateModified":"2012-08-31T14:33:36+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/"},"wordCount":48,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png","keywords":["christmas tree lung man","festive tumour","odd coincidence"],"articleSection":["BLOGGERY: politics, religion &amp; brain purges......"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/","url":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/","name":"How are thy leaves so verdant? Well\u2026 - SlideRulesYou","isPartOf":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png","datePublished":"2009-04-14T15:17:23+00:00","dateModified":"2012-08-31T14:33:36+00:00","author":{"@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/#\/schema\/person\/db8b83bbb2f5ffc0af17c51028dad339"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/2009\/04\/14\/how-are-thy-leaves-so-verdant-well\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png?fit=147%2C162","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/dr.png?fit=147%2C162","width":"147","height":"162"},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/#website","url":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/","name":"SlideRulesYou","description":"Ms Slide: Bisexual Dominatrix, Hastings, England, UK","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/#\/schema\/person\/db8b83bbb2f5ffc0af17c51028dad339","name":"admin","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8953f41b68c923b9cddda5c91deb2a9f14b58f1275001a6a40b766d5e2cda038?s=96&d=retro&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8953f41b68c923b9cddda5c91deb2a9f14b58f1275001a6a40b766d5e2cda038?s=96&d=retro&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8953f41b68c923b9cddda5c91deb2a9f14b58f1275001a6a40b766d5e2cda038?s=96&d=retro&r=g","caption":"admin"},"url":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/author\/admin\/"}]}},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p515Ki-sQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4171,"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions\/4171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sliderulesyou.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}