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Have you ever consciously retraced the steps your mind has taken to reach a certain conclusion? I wanted a cup of coffee. Really, really, really wanted a cup of coffee. Being more of a tea-drinker normally, this seemed uncharacteristic. After all, coffee gives me heartburn. If a drink hurts, why drink it? But today I wanted coffee, and I wondered where this unlikely craving had come from. Dismissing any nutritional reason (a caffeine deficiency?!), I searched for a psychological explanation for my sudden longing, and I realised that it started this morning with a forum discussion about the musical “Chicago”. Logically, my train of thought had instantly hurtled off in a straight line from Matron Mama Morton<\/a> and the allure of the butch female detention officer, to Vinegar Tits, The Freak, and all the other leather-gloved ladies from Prisoner Cell Block H<\/a>, and my interest somewhat inevitably led me here, to a collection of pictures at Inquisition World<\/a> where (almost reminiscent of my Celestial Teapot article<\/a> a week or two ago) “Reverend Mother” pours coffee over her bound femsub. And there it was. The root cause. When critics claim that viewers of violent porn are influenced to act on what they see, I’m not sure that this is quite what they mean, but I enjoyed my hot beverage all the same. Click here<\/a> for the free Inquisition World photos.<\/p>\n

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