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There was a party. Details are sketchy, despite all events having taken place within the past twelve hours, but the alcohol has since fragmented and misplaced each drunken minute and clumsily misfiled them into some tattered mental scrapbook of half-remembered scenes and images. I had left the house in good spirits. A bottle and a […]