Here are scans of Ms Slide’s “Sweet Agony” column from “Best of Forum” magazine vol 13, number 9. This month, she gives advice on sexual preference, Katie Price, weight, cock lurgi, bumming a chap with a strap-on, mental interlopers, and Jeremy Clarkson’s bank details. If you like, you can also send your problems, questions, and general brain-purges to Slide@SlideRulesYou.com if you’d like to end up immortalised in print.
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Last weekend was a busy one. I spent Friday night putting on a show with Ms Tytania (see the previous “guns and rubber” shoot we did at a disused police station in Deptford earlier this year). This performance also involved replica firearms, a beautiful man being dragged around by his hair, and a lot of general Emma-Peel-ery from Ms Tytania and me, but this time it was performed at a nightclub in Vauxhall. The combination of highly realistic guns and strap-on dildos in our luggage made the conversation with the doormen rather more interesting than they’d expected when it was time to go through the metal detector at the entrance to the club.
“Is that real?” gasped one chap, gazing into the bag.
“Nah,” I shrugged. “It’s silicone.”
Still, he let us through with all our weaponary anyway.
The next morning, I headed to Camden for The UK Mistresses Annual Charity Bash, organised by the truly brilliant Mistress Sapphire. For five and a half exhausting but satisfying hours, the other Dommes and I caned, spanked, and ate vol-au-vents with a selection of charming gentlemen to raise money for a music therapy charity and a cats’ and dogs’ home in Bath. I’ve no idea how much dosh we actually made, but a report from Mistress S is sure to manifest in the near future. An evening with Dr and Mrs Blackthorn of Bizarre Magazine followed, as did a lot of booze and an impressive hangover that has lasted the rest of the week.
I was ill.
Not even a fairy godmother or any number of pumpkins could save me. I did NOT go to the ball. Instead I stayed at home, being ill.
Thankfully, the wonderful Joanna Lark was able to step in at the last minute to take my place, Nikki Whiplash gave her sissy-slave Marilyn a sound thrashing, and everyone had a wonderful time.
Except me, obviously. Please send me kind words, presents, and cold, hard cash to make me feel better about this.
More photos on the Dom Corner page at the Bizarre website.
