While the members’ section of SlideRulesYou.com is closed for a spot of virtual nip and tuck, the benevolent Ms Slide has decided to offer you something to help while away those long winter nights.

“What could console me?” I hear you sob (in a suspiciously sarky voice). “How will I possibly cope?”

Well, pull yourself together and I’ll explain: she has gathered up a veritable shedload of goodies from her video archive and will be uploading them to Clips4Sale over the course of the coming weeks, all at radically discounted prices. So far, she’s added a healthy collection of hypno-domination, foot and leg fetish, CBT, humiliation and good old S&M clips, and there will be a whole lot more appearing very soon, so bookmark the page for future reference!

Now stop crying and get out of my sight. Go here instead.