Thanks to the wonderful Miss Amy Hunter for boldly going where no man has gone before – Etsy – and finding this creative hitty stick. It combines kink and geekery with remarkable panache. After all, we all know that being a Trekkie is a fetish in itself.

“…The fully functional Spock Spanker was based on a real Vulcan hand and is well over 19.05mm thick. Leaves an unmistakable mark of your love. Made with an easy to clean up water resistant finish…”

Yes! You read that correctly! It’s based on real Vulcan hand! See the Spock Spanker, and possibly purchase one if you’re so inclined, here.

For a long time, I’ve meant to dedicate a blog post to the art of Namio Harukawa, but Dangerous Minds have beaten me to it so I’ll just link to theirs instead:

‘Japanese artist Namio Harukawa has a singular vision/obsession: women in charge. In virtually all of his paintings and drawings, women radiate the bemusement of the Mona Lisa as they are sexually serviced by men who appear to be little more than appendages of the women’s sexual organs. Astride the faces of hapless males, the women are magnificent in their utterly cruel detachment.

Harukawa, who was born in 1947, has a style that evokes American pulp of the 1940s and 50s with more than just a little bit of Tom Of Finland thrown in.

In taking the phrases “giving head” and “sit on my face” quite literally, Harukawa has spun pussy power into the realms of the absurd. He does with skill and biting humor. Now pull up a face, have a seat, and take a look…’

Click here for a delicious selection of (NSFW) Namio artwork at the Dangerous Minds blog.