Category Archives: BLOGGERY: politics, religion & brain purges……

Funny

As a fan of stand-up comedy, I’ve spoken before about the subtle power-exchange between performer and audience. Well, here’s a snippet from a brilliant Spectator article by the also brilliant Nathaniel Tapley on the oft-repeated claim that women aren’t funny:

“…But why do some people prefer male comics? Apart from its having been made acceptable by constantly being recycled in the media, why do people not feel more ashamed about saying that they don’t find half of the population of the world funny? Why would they cut themselves off from a whole swathe of great comedy?

My suspicion is that there is a power relationship at play when you are on stage. It is palpable. If a performer is not in control of the stage then it makes the whole audience uncomfortable. When I’m telling jokes, I’m deciding what your response will be. You are laughing when I prompt you to. You are ceding a certain amount of control over the situation to me because I’m on the stage, and I have the microphone. And if you have a problem with the idea that someone like me should, even briefly, be in control over you, then you won’t laugh on principle, whether you’re a sexist, a racist, or just someone who hates me. (There are apparently loads of you)

Dress it up how you want: if you think that women are not as funny as men, and you nod to yourself sagely whenever any ‘research’ appears to confirm your prejudices, you are a sexist. By definition. You’re making value judgements about someone’s abilities based on their sex. You’re a sexist. Suck it up. Own it. You horrible sexist.

And couching it in your experience isn’t good enough. Just because you can more easily think of male comedians you like, does not make it reasonable to assume that men are funnier than women. If you like Harry Hill, Dara O’Briain and Al Murray, would you really opine loudly that bald people are funnier than the hairy? Middle-aged people more hilarious than the old or young? White people just more laughtastic than all the other races…?”

Full article here.

Beta Tested

Here’s a snippet from Ms Tytania’s insightful response to a somewhat misguided article at SheLovesSex.com about the perks of finding a “beta male”.

“…Gentlemen: I’ve read many times about the shy, sociably inept male who describes himself as beta, a substitute for “submissive”. If you think that submissiveness means being a useless, unworldly child in search for a mother substitute, then you got it all wrong. Even today, it takes a lot of courage for most men to acknowledge that they don’t want to be testosterone-led beasts. In my experience, rugger-buggers take it up the arse from a lady and IT geeks have stables of panting slave girls. And none of them are alpha nor beta.

This article validates choosing second best, perpetuates clichés of school jocks and geeks (very American), and tells you that being the most popular girl at school is an aspiration that you should bring into your adult life. And that if you can’t keep a jock to parade on your arm, grit your teeth and walk tall in the company of that boy who isn’t that great, but if he likes you and appreciates you, you should reward him with the joys of your poon. A woman should be grateful for any validation she can get, from anyone, and anywhere. Sexual validation, and in great quantities, is key.

Feminism? I don’t think so.”

Ms Tytania’s full blog post here.

Benz

Ever fantasised about having your genitals bashed about by a beautiful woman? Well, the porn star Bethany Benz recently indulged in some inadvertent CBT (cock and ball torture) during a filmed sex scene.

In a freak reverse-cowgirl accident, Benz managed to break the penis of her co-star. Male performer Prince Yahshua suffered a torn urethra and ripped pelvic wall, then spent three hours in emergency surgery after what he described to AVN as “an audible snapping sound” and bleeding “like someone turned on a garden hose”. He is expected to make a full recovery and, somewhat unexpectedly, later apologised to Benz via Twitter, saying “shit happens all the time love, sorry”.

Gents who enjoy a bit of genital punishment, feel free to commence with the wanking and read the report from AVN here. Gents who don’t, feel free to dry your tears and find comfort in a series of perfectly safe photos of Bethany Benz here.