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Naked Boys Reading

Over the last couple of years, this blog has marveled at the combination of nude bodies and books through the Naked Girls Reading events. Now, for those who like to peruse lads with their literature, there’s a male equivalent:

“Naked Boys Reading LDN is the perfect intimate live event: a nude literary salon featuring in-the-buff readings by local beefcakes, bears, twinks, otters, butch femmes, sissy sluts, boys next door with an exhibitionist streak and lovers of naturism with a well-endowed library. For the first instalment of NBR LDN each performer selects a piece of writing which they read in various states of undress, here less is definitely more. The inaugural Naked Boys line up features Ashley Ryder, Ernesto Sarezale, Chris Miller and James Stanley Thomas. Hosted by Sharon Husbands and The Duchess of Pork.

Thursday 27th September, 8pm, £5

advance booking recommended via http://nbrldn.eventbrite.com/

Looks to be a cracking read.

Assumptions

Here’s a chunk of a heartwarming post from the “For the Love of Porn, Prostitution and Pussy” blog, by a former lifestyle escort, about the misconceptions people have about those in her line of work – many of which I’ve encountered since being “out” as a pro-Domme:

“…When the average man hears a story about prostitution, in most cases, he’s bombarded by messages about how she’s a helpless victim controlled by the psychotic whims of a crack crazed pimp. How she was abused by her daddy (reported in that unctuous faux empathy tone of voice that always used to piss me off. How her desire for sex is so overpowering that no man will ever satisfy her and she needs as many men a day as she can fuck. How she has been so downtrodden and desperate, that she’ll take any trick that she finds on the street, and will give him all she’s got, for half her rate and no condom…maybe a hit of smack or coke. With all the hyperbole and exposure of the most extreme cases, it’s no wonder lots of folks make stupid assumptions about who we are and what we’re about. Ladies And Gentlemen: Don’t let the door hit your Ass-umptions on the way out.

I really enjoyed my time as an escort. And I’ve been privileged to meet other ladies who have also worked in the sex industry by volition rather than desperation, who have been empowered by the experience instead of beaten down. As a society, let’s work to erase the stigma of sex work, deactivate archaic laws that only isolate those who need support and guidance most, mentor those who are new to this world, and have prostitution, porn and exotic dancing treated exactly like what they are: a job that one can take pride in.. No more, no less, no regrets. Thank you for opening your mind. That’s where all positive change starts, babydoll…”

Full article here.

The Grand Slutathon

The word “slut” can be divisive. I never use it to describe women, as it’s been used as a tool of oppression for far too long. However, when it comes to men, I love to subvert expectations and tease a shag-happy gent with jibes of “you’re such a slut!” or “you massive slag!” or “I bet you’ve worn your knob down to the width of a Peperami, the number of holes you’ve stuck it in!*”.

For this reason, I’m delighted to be attending Ms Tytania’s Grand Slutathon. It’s a CFNM (clothed female, nude male) party in sumptuous surroundings where we stick it to the man with a spot of lady-on-chap strap-on fun and “forced” male bisexuality. Click here for more details, and click here to read my interview about taking men up the tradesman’s.

*Yes, I know that a penis doesn’t actually erode through overuse, but using it as an insult makes exactly as much physiological sense as a man telling a woman that her vagina loosens when she has sex with lots of different men. Yes. We’ve all heard men say that about women they consider to be “sluts”. The only thing to make a lady-hole go temporarily saggy is having a small human’s entire body pushed out of it. Gentlemen, unless you’ve got a knob the size of a fully-formed baby, it will make no change whatsoever to the elasticity of a woman’s vagina.